That other interpretation of my goldfish’s behavior

  • she’s sleeping
  • she’s trying to name all 50 state capitals and is stuck on Missouri
  • she’s mad at me
  • she’s concentrating on a really hard math problem
  • she’s constipated
  • she’s pretending to be Aquaman
  • she’s watching T.V.

Contributed by: Scott Copperman (Guest Author)


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